Biorhythm
Last night at around 1 AM I was surfing the web trying to see off the last of my sugar/caffeine high when I ran across biorhythm. I’d never heard of it but it sounded to me like a semi-scientific horoscope. I don’t believe in horoscopes so naturally I decided to give it a try, not before consulting Wikipedia for the definition:
A biorhythm is a hypothetical cyclic pattern of alterations in physiology, emotions, and/or intellect. “Bio” pertains to life and “rhythm” pertains to the flow with regular movement. Critics assert that there is no conclusive evidence to back its claims, and that as such it is a form of pseudoscience.
Now that I knew what it was, it was time to give it a go.
Apparently I’m a really intelligent emotional wreck whose physical shape is on the down. I’m going to hell and I don’t have a clue about it but that’s OK as long as it’s aesthetically pleasing down there.
At least I’m intelligent!
If you want to give it a try you can go to this link Biorhythm Calculator
See my results below:



